Fireworks Forever

12″ MISSILE Report for duty with this versatile flyer!  Each missile starts with a report and ends with blue stars, red stars, green stars, or delayed crackle.

ARTIFICIAL SATELLITE While technology has come a long way in the past several decades, some things remain timeless. Artificial Satellites, pyrotechnically speaking, are as timeless as the stars. These IFO’s (Identified Flying Objects) emit showers of golden sparks as they spin on the ground and rise into the sky with a (really hard to describe) humming sound.

AWAKENING How come “firework” is never listed as an option on cell phone alarm tones?  Anyway, this super creepy looking Awakening features big strobing brocade bursts; white, red, purple, and green glitter; v-shaped bursts of silver crackling fish; and an alarmingly large strobing, crackling brocade finale. (16 shot)

BIO HAZARD This seemingly innocuous cake starts with color stars, but then each individual burst mutates into something different – white strobe, gold chrysanthemum, and delayed crackle. Will it stop before there’s a full-blown outbreak? (25 shot)

BLACK HAWK Take cover! Black Hawk covers ground with red sparks and a loud warning whistle. Hovering in place, rotors spinning, it acquires the target. One last colorful confrontation of crackling sparks and it’s all over, folks! MN Legal.

CANNON BALL CRACKERS Ya know how sometimes you walk down the aisle of a store and something magically jumps off the shelf into your cart? Well, this is that item! Who doesn’t need a 1000-string of firecrackers encased in an impressive-looking novelty cannonball? And yes, you need to remove the firecracker string from the fake cannon ball before lighting.

COLOR & PARACHUTE CAKE WITH SMOKE Let me break it down for ya. 19 parachutes. Bangs. Colorful purple, green or blue smoke. All in all, a solid daytime performer! (19 shot)

COLOR DRONE You won’t lose sight of these drones! Red, blue, yellow or green smoke trails each golden sparking drone as it “whirrs” up into the sky. Buy a bunch and make it into a modified and pyrotechnic games of simon says – red, blue, green, green, yellow, red, blue.

COSMIC CLASH – ZING! ZING! ZING! Bright red, green, purple, yellow, silver, and blue go-getters sizzle and scoot into the night. Then, multi-color bursts take over. More go getters. More bursts. Oh man, it’s getting good! Then – BAZINGO – a stunning 4-shot finale of red and orange with super cool time rain crackle. It’s out of this world! (20 shot)

CROC ROCK This crazy crocodilian has some serious moves! First, he zips forward sparking, whistling, and snapping his jaws. When he enters his sparking spiral, you know it’s all over! MN Legal.

CROWN Somebody set their dazzler on stun!  These rich golden bursts are flecked with ruby red, emerald green, and sapphire blue stars. If that’s not enough, it’s wrapped up in a flashy golden finale that really sizzles! (9 shot)

DOMINATOR TANK moves forward and emits colorful stars and noise. MN legal.

DOUBLE PARACHUTE WITH SMOKE Okay, admittedly this one is pretty self-explanatory.  A 1-shot daytime item that simultaneously catapults two parachutes into the sky both of which then send out smoke signals as they float back to earth. (1 shot)

EMOJI SPINNERS 4-pack These expressive little numbers will have you feeling all kinds of happy! Each one spins on the ground spraying out silver sparks and then jazzes things up by adding red, green, blue, or yellow smoke. MN Legal.

EPIC BLACK BOX ARTILLERY 6 SHELL COMPACT The 6 different effects of a regular black box artillery shell in a slim, money saving package! Effects include colorful bursts, strobe, and crackle. This package contains 1 mortar tube.

FATAL FURY Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.  No, it’s not a flock of seagulls, it’s Fatal Fury! This cake starts with 5 ruby red and silver mines that spray up to 5 rapid-fire bursts. This happens 4 fantastic times. Then BRRRRRRRRRRRRT – 5 mines and 5 bursts erupt into the night all at once like a sizzling red and gold phoenix of amazingness! (25 shot)

FLASH POINT There is a moment just as the sun sets where the sky flashes bright. In that moment, red and white strobing mines fan up to bursts of green, blue, and red falling leaves that hold off the night with flickering, sparkling light. *swoon* It’s gorgeous. (16 shot)

FLIPPER Always entertaining, these talented seals move forward and send their flippers into silly spinning circles! Mom. Mommy. Mom. Mama. Mom. Puh-leeeeease get the adorable seals! MN Legal.

FURIOUS FLAMINGO Hey! Hey you! Yeah, I’m pointing at you. First, I apologize if I look angry, it’s more a simmering frustration. So many people pass me by, just because I’m pink. What’s wrong with pink? I pack powerful, bushy, bright pink and gold punches. I will literally have you seeing (pyrotechnic) stars. Gimme a chance, you won’t regret it! (12 shot)

GAME OF DEATH More like Game of Strobes!  Looks like someone upgraded their graphics card, cause WHOA! So bright. So flashy. Not a single second of blank sky! White strobe mines launch each colorful, strobing burst into the night in rapid succession. (16 shot)

GHOST REVOLUTION Words cannot do this item justice. It’s the next stage in fireworks evolution – an effect never before seen in backyard fireworks! Okay, in a typical firework burst, the color appears at the same time creating a bright circle in the sky.  In this mind-blowing apparition, the color appears in stages – first red, then white, then blue, then back to red – creating ghostly wave; after ghostly wave in the sky. And it’s big, REALLY big! (9 shot)

HOME RUN We have ourselves a double breaker, folks!  Home Run rounds first with huge red and silver strobing bursts, streaks past second with blue stars and green falling leaves, slips past third with blue and gold, and slides into home with a big old burst of red and crackling. A great way to enjoy both of Americas favorite past times! (18 shot)

JET FIGHTER TRIO This powerful trio “spins” up their engines on the ground. Then, one after another, they rise into the air in a shower of bright sparks. The last fighter ends with reports.

JUMBO JET ROCKET Upsize your rocket order with these behemoths! This tray includes 4 rockets. (4-piece)

KILLER CHIHUAHUA Never judge something by size. Ever!  Bright, barky red; grrrrr-ific green; and somewhat obedient orange combine with gold as sparkly as Killer’s collar (psst – has anyone seen Killer’s collar, we seem to have misplaced it). It’s paw-isitively fierce! (25 shot)

LIGHT SHOW It starts like any other super colorful, (way) above average firework we offer! Then it throws in several unique W shot patterns of bushy green tipped crackling tiger tails to gold bursts. Why stop there?  Change things up again with deep blue bursts and a crackle finale highlighted by the always gorgeous red lace effect!  (11 shot)

LIVING LARGE Someone took all the best parts of the eighties, stuffed them into one cake, and we LOVE IT! Neon strobing fans – red, blue to green, orange, and more – colors so bright they are, like, totally gawdy. And I pinky swear, the over-the-top 3-shot gold finale is bigger than my sister’s bangs!  Even those not lucky enough to have lived through acid-washed jeans and poofy hair scrunchies agree, it’s totally rad! (108 shot)

MAGIC CASTLE Once upon a time there was a sorcerer’s castle. Legend has it that on the darkest of nights, colorful stars and flashes of white dance across the sky above the tallest tower. Other stories tell of mysterious pops, sizzles, and crackles long after dark. Yet, whenever approached, the light and noise would fade to mere flashes of light in the tower windows. And, after a moment, even they were gone. MN Legal.

MAX POWER I always liked the name Max. It’s bold. It makes a statement! And this assortment makes one heck of a bold statement! 24 ball shells, 12 canister shells, 12 double-break shells, and 12 triple-break shells. That’s a total of 60 shells and a whopping 96 bursts! This kit contains 6 mortar tubes. OUT OF STOCK AT OUR SOMERSET LOCATION

MINI WAFFLE CONE ASSORTMENT Go ahead and treat yourself to this delicious assortment! Four different and colorful fountains in rich red, sweet purple, yummy blue, or scrumptious green with crackling. They’re sweet! MN Legal.

MORNING DEW Caffeine not cutting it anymore? Try a Morning Dew fountain! There’s nothing like a geyser of glitter, bright multi-colored stars, and super loud crackle to get your night started off right!  MN Legal.

PATRIOT SMOKE  Thick smoke swirls out of this stick in ruby red, white, and royal blue. All three colors billow and roil, mixing together for nearly a minute. All in all, it’s one super patriotic smoke screen. MN Legal.

PATRIOTIC TORCH This 2-pack has a lot to offer!  Each torch offers several scintillating effects over about 35 seconds – color changing flames, sparkly gold glitter, and silver crackle. MN Legal.

PENGUIN MAMA This Mama makes it look easy – a few magical golden sparks, a whistle, and *poof* an egg appears! And really, penguin parents are the rock stars of the parenting world. They keep their eggs warm in the arctic tundra by balancing, rotating, and not eating for months. I struggle to get my kiddo to consider wearing pants unless it’s ten below zero. MN Legal.

PINK ELEPHANT Don’t the the size fool you – this little guy is ‘pachydermed’ with entertainment! It moves. It sparks. Ears spin. It’s like a mini circus!

PROM NIGHT Is enough to make any high school decorating committee giddy! Flashy strobes! So, SO much silver glitter! Bright, colorful stars! And an absolutely gawdy amount of gold streaming willows during the final dance! Ermahgerd, it’s amazeballs! (12 shot)

PYRO TORCH Don’t let this slender fella fool ya, it sends nearly a minute and a half of bushy, sizzling, silver sparks spewing out into the night! MN legal.

RAINBOW SPARKLER is not your average sparkler. They glow unusually bright in 5 vivid colors with a varying amount of sparks. 5-pack of 20″ sparklers. MN legal.

ROBO DOG This robotic cutie paw-tootie, got into something it shouldn’t have! First, it scoots across the ground trailing colorful flaming sparks and whistle. Then it stops, sending a silent jet of hot air and sparks straight up, before coughing up more sparks. It’s enough to make his ears spin! MN Legal.

SARCASTIC SMURF May, in fact, be my spirit animal. Yes, it’s big and bold, but don’t let the cool, blue exterior fool you.  It’s really just one gorgeous, glittery, golden, bushy, blue pyrotechnic teddy bear. (12 shot)

SCREAM & SHOUT All the drama of a Hollywood blockbuster complete with horror movie screams! Luscious sparkling mines lead to various half bow-tie bursts in red, green, and crackle.  The bursts are paired with several glittering serpents that will have you screaming right along with them as they slither away into the night! The 3-shot over-the-top finale makes this a show you won’t soon forget. (25 shot)

SHOCK is electrifying! Shockingly bright red and green crackle comets streak into the night, followed by strobing horse tails and bright pink bursts. Then, spinning tourbillion tails sizzle up right before a huge 3-shot finale of flashy red, white, and blue bursts. (20 shot)

SHOCK THE MONKEY Where do they come up with these names? Seriously? I mean, the cake whistles, so maybe they were trying to invoke thoughts of howler monkeys, which, as we all know, can be heard from up to 3 miles away. But yeah, head scratcher. Anyway, lots of glitter, a whistling tail in each shot, colorful stars, and a crackle burst finale! Oddly named, but oddly good! (16 shot)

SNIPER FIRE You’ll never see this cake coming! Follow the red tails to 3-shot volleys of red, green, gold strobe, or gold and blue crackling bursts. (15 shot)

SPY MOBILE This semi has a secret! There’s a high tech spy mobile hiding inside waiting to roll out and show you all sorts of spy craft. All in all, this spy team has 8 different effects and they’re all mesmerizing! MN Legal.

SUMMER TIME All the best parts of summer captured in one cake! The magical silence of flashing fireflies. The crisp crackle of bonfires. The golden tendrils of slow sunsets. The bold colorful bursts of fresh flowers. It’s pretty dang great! (16 shot)

THE CHASE Oh, it’s on! Rapid-fire zippers race across the sky, chasing volleys of colorful, crackling comets into the night! If something intense and fast-paced is on your wish list, this is the cake for you! (96 shot)

THE GREATEST SHOW is the firework you’ve been waiting for! Interesting combinations, the brightest colors, glittering golden towers (comets), triple-layer effects, and the oh-so-gorgeous red lace effect – it’s a variety show like no other! (21 shot)

THUNDER EAGLE This flashy package contains the unassuming, but ever impressive peanut shells.  Each shell bursts TWICE in the sky – meaning you get 12 bursts from 6 shells. The effects are colorful and peppered with the usual pyrotechnic sound effects. This package contains 1 mortar tube. OUT OF STOCK AT OUR ST CROIX FALLS LOCATION

THUNDER MISSILE streaks into the night with golden tails! Just when you think you’ll lose it, it “reports” in with a loud bang and colorful bursts.

TUGGY HUGGY – H.S.S. Adorable reporting for duty!  This hard-working tug moves back and forth emitting colorfully cheerful sparks. And, when its work is finally done, it raises a flag in salute!  MN Legal.

WAR HORSE Ride into battle with this trusty steed! Flashing red and white strobes glint off golden shield breaks over, and over, and over until VICTORY IS YOURS! (9 shot)

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE Blindingly bright neon mines spray up to dramatic neon bursts – red, green, blue, purple, cyan (so cool), rose-red, and pink bursts.  (26 shot)

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT It was me. I let the dogs out.  Now that we’ve cleared that up…a blue glow illuminates a steady stream of golden glitter. Rich, vibrant multi-color stars belch (pardon me) forth highlighted by tiny glitter pockets. Then these super bright sizzling silver chrysanthemums turn the night into daylight! Followed by more belching (excuse me) color glitter pockets and a big ol’ crackling finale you won’t want to miss.  MN Legal.

WOW! is a recipe for pyrotechnic perfection. Start with a dazzling variety of bright glittering effects.  Add a dash of crackle. Ope, not that one, try a different one. Okay, you’re not getting it. Just chuck the entire metaphorical barrel of crackle in with some red stars and wait for it…VOILA! A finale you won’t soon forget! MN Legal.

WOW! A geyser of gorgeous golden glitter is followed by red and green stars, which morph in to pockets of golden crackle highlighted by green stars. After that, you’re treated to a volcanic eruption of gold glitter and a big green and gold crackling finale. Wow! MN Legal.