Fireworks Forever

12″ MISSILE Report for duty with this versatile flyer!  Each missile starts with a report and ends with blue stars, red stars, green stars, or delayed crackle.

EPIC 3 MINUTE BLAZE OF GLORY is paced to provide a long-lasting (over 3 minutes) display of colorful bursts, whistle, crackle, whirling tourbillions, horsetails, strobe, and a three-shot finale. Sit back, relax,and enjoy this “show in a box!” (73 shot)

ARTILLERY SMILE SHELLS as literal smiley faces in the sky these pyrotechnic goofballs not only light up the night, they light up the faces and hearts of ALL ages! Whether they burst upside down, right side up or sideways; ya can’t help but love ’em! Except my cousin. Dude doesn’t like smiley faces. It’s weird. I know. This package contains 1 mortar tube.

AWAKENING How come “firework” is never listed as an option on cell phone alarm tones?  Anyway, this super creepy looking Awakening features big strobing brocade bursts; white, red, purple, and green glitter; v-shaped bursts of silver crackling fish; and an alarmingly large strobing, crackling brocade finale. (16 shot)

BIG EXPLOSION It’s like a disco ball and a popcorn maker crashed into a rainbow of delight. Stunningly bright spiraling tails lead to huge multi-color strobing bursts alternating with blue, white, and green strobing bursts. Then, SHABLAMO! Gargantuan 2-shot red and green sizzling, crackling finale. Seriously. You need this cake. (9 shot)

BIO HAZARD This seemingly innocuous cake starts with color stars, but then each individual burst mutates into something different – white strobe, gold chrysanthemum, and delayed crackle. Will it stop before there’s a full-blown outbreak? (25 shot)

BLACK HAWK Take cover! Black Hawk covers ground with red sparks and a loud warning whistle. Hovering in place, rotors spinning, it acquires the target. One last colorful confrontation of crackling sparks and it’s all over, folks! MN Legal.

BODY SUIT All the color and artistry of a big, multi-layered tattoo without any of the appointments or poking!  Ruby red, deep blue, luscious orange, hot pink, emerald green – no matter where you look, you’ll see bold, beautiful color! And the supporting details are extraordinary – crackle, flashy strobe, innovative techniques, a couple false finishes, and then it’s over. Body Suit will leave you with absolutely no regrets! (19 shot)

BRAVO From the literal flashing BRAVO marquee to the colorful opening act, Bravo features a star-studded cast of effects. It’s got both the glitz and glamour of bushy gold and silver crisscrossing fountains and the surprising drama of huge red, white, and silver crackle. An absolute masterpiece, Bravo will surely ignite a new generation of fireworks lovers! MN legal.

BREAK FREE The phrase, “go big or go home comes to mind.”  5-shot volleys of bushy golden mines leading to gorgeous golden brocade bursts. The first set is highlighted by red stars and the second by green stars.  The third brocade volley stands alone. The fourth highlight is my fave – glittering aqua strobing fantastic-ness. Not to be outdone, the finale features three crackling bursts whose sheer size will leave you stunned! (23 shot)

BUGZ This 6-piece assortment of adorable creepy crawlies spin around on the ground and/or move forward with whistle. MN Legal.

COLOR & PARACHUTE CAKE WITH SMOKE Let me break it down for ya. 19 parachutes. Bangs. Colorful purple, green or blue smoke. All in all, a solid daytime performer! (19 shot)

COLOR DRONE You won’t lose sight of these drones! Red or Blue smoke trails each sparking drone as it “whirrs” up into the sky.

COSMIC CLASH – ZING! ZING! ZING! Bright red, green, purple, yellow, silver, and blue go-getters sizzle and scoot into the night. Then, multi-color bursts take over. More go getters. More bursts. Oh man, it’s getting good! Then – BAZINGO – a stunning 4-shot finale of red and orange with super cool time rain crackle. It’s out of this world! (20 shot)

CROC ROCK This crazy crocodilian has some serious moves! First, he zips forward sparking, whistling, and snapping his jaws. When he enters his sparking spiral, you know it’s all over! MN Legal.

CROWN Somebody set their dazzler on stun!  These rich golden bursts are flecked with ruby red, emerald green, and sapphire blue stars. If that’s not enough, it’s wrapped up in a flashy golden finale that really sizzles! (9 shot)

DONKEY BALLS I’m not giggling, you’re giggling. Anyway, this very large, very yellow ball is a 3 3/4-inch smoke ball. And we’re pretty sure it was named when someone left their computer unlocked on bring your teenager to work day, Leonard. Fireworks and bathroom humor…uff dah! MN Legal.

DOUBLE PARACHUTE WITH SMOKE Okay, admittedly this one is pretty self-explanatory.  A 1-shot daytime item that simultaneously catapults two parachutes into the sky both of which then send out smoke signals as they float back to earth. (1 shot)

DRAGON This last great dragon guards a vast treasure. It is told that, when disturbed, he will loose volleys of six to shake the earth and illuminate the skies – giant brocades, falling leaves, and bright stars. Is this the one firework to rule them all? Aaaand if sci-fi isn’t your thing, this is the winner for staff favorite this year. It’s stupid good! (24 shot)

EMOJI SPINNERS 4-pack These expressive little numbers will have you feeling all kinds of happy! Each one spins on the ground spraying out silver sparks and then jazzes things up by adding red, green, blue, or yellow smoke. MN Legal.

EYE CATCHING This isn’t just a flashy package, folks! It’s nearly a minute of golden, crackling, whistling, colorful, zipping, zooming, bursting delight!  The effects mingle in a way that keeps your eyes glued to the sky. It even has the always fascinating flying fish (bright stars that look like a school of minnows zipping around)!  One might describe it as a reel catch! (42-shot)

FIRE OR SURRENDER Are you ready to see the ROCKSTAR OF THE FIREWORKS WORLD!?!? From the opening chord of glittering gold and ruby red tails to the freakin’ amazing delayed crackle finale, it will leave you flushed and sweaty! It’s got dozens of fans – bushy gold comets, screaming silver strobes, patriotic stars – and the crackle bursts are HUGE! We don’t often issue ultimatums, but Buy It or Regret It! (168 shot)

FISH TALE Many firework effects draw inspiration from the ocean. In Fish Tale, reefs team with vibrant star-fish and schools of golden flying fish that dart here and there. Bright blue, red, and green falling leaves float on unseen currents. All of those individual parts combine for a majestic 4-shot finale – color star-fish, silver flying fish, and golden falling leaves. This cake has depth! (16 shot)

FLASH POINT There is a moment just as the sun sets where the sky flashes bright. In that moment, red and white strobing mines fan up to bursts of green, blue, and red falling leaves that hold off the night with flickering, sparkling light. Yeah. It’s gorgeous. (16 shot)

FLIPPER Always entertaining, these talented seals move forward and send their flippers into silly spinning circles! Mom. Mommy. Mom. Mama. Mom. Puh-leeeeease get the adorable seals! MN Legal.

GALACTIC GLITTER Have you ever seen a ravagers funeral in person? Oh yeah, bummer – we’re still a few years shy of mastering deep space travel.  But hey, Galactic Glitter is just as beautiful and you can get it right here on Earth!  Bright spinning tourbillion tails fan into the sky beneath huge colorful bursts of strobing awesomeness! You are going to LOVE this cake. In other words – come and get your love… (24 shot)

GEARHEAD is engineered for maximum enjoyment! This souped-up roman candle features flashy colors – red, blue, and bright white; golden glitter tails; and powerful crackle bursts. It’s precision tuned pyrotechnic perfection! Roman candles are not meant to be handheld. (468 ball)

GHOST REVOLUTION The next stage in fireworks evolution! In a typical firework burst, the color appears at the same time creating a bright circle in the sky.  In this mind-blowing apparition, the color appears in stages – first red, then white, then blue, then back to red – creating gorgeous, ghostly wave; after gorgeous, ghostly wave in the sky. *swoon* Oh, and it’s big, like REALLY big! (9 shot)

GOBLIN FOUNTAIN Goblins are tricky!  They start off all cute with golden glitter and colorful crackle, right?  Then they start to show their true faces (no joke, the face literally glows).  First, it sprouts adorable little blueish ears and that’s when it happens.  HUGE HORNS OF CRACKLE SCARE THE EVER-LIVING JUNK OUT OF YOU!  Tricky, tricky goblins. MN Legal.

GREASE MONKEY is like riding in the car with my mom. And while unexpected variations in speed are highly enjoyable in a fireworks, not so much in the car. Anyway, Grease Monkey offers a delightful array of effects at variable speeds – glittering golden willows with orange strobe, red and green comets, colorful strobing bursts, and a brilliant 3-shot strobing finale. It makes for a unique and memorable viewing experience and, bonus, no car sickness! (P.S. Love you, Mom!) (30 shot)

GROUND BLOOM FLOWER BRICK contains 72 GBFs! GBFs may best be described as “big Jumping Jacks.” They spin on the ground, “jump” up and down, and emit red and green sparks. A great party starter or introductory item for a first time firework audience.  MN legal.

HOLD THE LINE Super! Intense! Rapid-fire color tails zip, sizzle, crackle, and bang back and forth across the sky until they’re cut off by heavy artillery in the form of a big ol’ 5-shot crackling finale! This cake is not for the faint of heart! (155 shot)

HOTSY TOTSY The PERFECT mix of color, effect, and fun shot-patterns!  First, you’re treated to several single strobing bursts with a nice, bushy tails.  Then, two tails make a V in the sky leading to gorgeous glittering bursts. Next, bright colorful go-getters join the party, scooting every which way. And the finale of trident tails to red, crackling coconuts is A-okay! (15 shot)

HUGGY TUGGY – H.S.S. Adorable reporting for duty!  This hard-working tug moves back and forth emitting colorfully cheerful sparks. And, when its work is finally done, it raises a flag in salute!  MN Legal.

INFERNO is like a pyrotechnic sampler platter! Super rich color, flashy strobe, golden willows, crackle, glitter, whistle, single and double shot patterns, innovative color combos, a nice finale – the list goes on. There’s a little bit of something for everyone! (28 shot)

KILLER CHIHUAHUA Never judge something by size. Ever!  Bright, barky red; grrrrr-ific green; and somewhat obedient orange combine with gold as sparkly as Killer’s collar (psst – has anyone seen Killer’s collar, we seem to have misplaced it). It’s paw-isitively fierce! (25 shot)

KILLER SHARK Did you ever see that shark disaster movie? My cousin recommended it and I gotta say, I’m pretty PO’d that I will never get that hour and a half of my life back. You know who you are, Mr. Snow. Anyway, Killer Shark is MUCH more enjoyable. Spotty blood red “trails” lead to every burst with bright green, white or red strobing tips.  Flashy, graphic, great pace – it’s a real audience pleaser! (12 shot)

LIGHT SHOW It starts like any other super colorful, (way) above average firework we offer! Then it throws in several unique W shot patterns of bushy green tipped crackling tiger tails to gold bursts. Why stop there?  Change things up again with deep blue bursts and a crackle finale highlighted by the always gorgeous red lace effect!  (11 shot)

LIVING LARGE Someone took all the best parts of the eighties, stuffed them into one cake, and we LOVE IT! Neon strobing fans – red, blue to green, orange, and more – colors so bright they are, like, totally gawdy. And I pinky swear, the over-the-top 3-shot gold finale is bigger than my sister’s bangs!  Even those not lucky enough to have lived through acid-washed jeans and poofy hair scrunchies agree, it’s totally rad! (108 shot)

MAGIC CASTLE Once upon a time there was a sorcerer’s castle. Legend has it that on the darkest of nights, colorful stars and flashes of white dance across the sky above the tallest tower. Other stories tell of mysterious pops, sizzles, and crackles long after dark. Yet, whenever approached, the light and noise would fade to mere flashes of light in the tower windows. And, after a moment, even they were gone. MN Legal.

MAX POWER I always liked the name Max. It’s bold. It makes a statement! And this assortment makes one heck of a bold statement! 24 ball shells, 12 canister shells, 12 double-break shells, and 12 triple-break shells. That’s a total of 60 shells and a whopping 96 bursts! This kit contains 6 mortar tubes.

METEOR STORM Does anyone else feel like meteor showers used to be rare, and now we get weekly notifications for the newest super-rare celestial event? Anyway, this Meteor Storm is totally worth waiting for! Gold meteor tails streak up with every shot.  Blue, red, green, bursts, glitter, and sizzling time rain all delivered in an unusual shot combination. It’s a sight to see! (33 shot)

MINI WAFFLE CONE ASSORTMENT Go ahead and treat yourself to this delicious assortment! Four different and colorful fountains in rich red, sweet purple, yummy blue, or scrumptious green with crackling. They’re sweet! MN Legal.

MONSTER BASH I was working on descriptions late one night, when my eyes beheld a curious sight…It started with these peculiar crackle top, red falling leave bottom bursts I’d never seen before.  Then a volley of ghoulish green with golden apparitions (flying fish). Otherworldly blue with multicolored ghosts (more flying fish) was next to appear. Then three monstrous bursts of gold and green strobe. A true graveyard smash! (32 shot)

MONSTER TRUCK Vroom! Vroom! Monster Truck is a super-charged behemoth that sprays noisy crackle mines every chance it gets! The wildly bright colors, intense strobes effects, and huge aerials get audiences everywhere on their feet!  (16 shot)

MORNING DEW Caffeine not cutting it anymore? Try a Morning Dew fountain! There’s nothing like a geyser of glitter, bright multi-colored stars, and super loud crackle to get your night started off right!  MN Legal.

MYSTIQUE is a shapeshifter that presents red, white, and blue in six completely different ways. First with gorgeous golden tendrils, then with flashy strobes.  It turns up the heat by adding sizzle which quickly turns into full-blown crackle. Surprise, it goes silent with flying fish before it knocks your socks off – bright crackling tails to three big bursts! This cake may just be the key to our evolution. (24 shot)

PATRIOTIC TORCH This 2-pack has a lot to offer!  Each torch offers several scintillating effects over about 35 seconds – color changing flames, sparkly gold glitter, and silver crackle. MN Legal.

PENGUIN MAMA This Mama makes it look easy – a few magical golden sparks, a whistle, and *poof* an egg appears! And really, penguin parents are the rock stars of the parenting world. They keep their eggs warm in the arctic tundra by balancing, rotating, and not eating for months. I struggle to get my kiddo to consider wearing pants unless it’s ten below zero. MN Legal.

PUNCH OUT Pow! Smack! Bonk! Crack! Don’t let the compact size fool ya! This box(er) features 12 different small diameter shells worth cheering for! This package contains 1 mortar tube.

PYRO TORCH Don’t let this slender fella fool ya, it sends nearly a minute and a half of bushy, sizzling, silver sparks spewing out into the night! MN legal.

ROBO DOG This robotic cutie paw-tootie, got into something it shouldn’t have! First, it scoots across the ground trailing colorful flaming sparks and whistle. Then it stops, sending a silent jet of hot air and sparks straight up, before coughing up more sparks. It’s enough to make his ears spin! MN Legal.

ROYAL TO NONE “Holy crud! Did that just happen?” *goofy, astonished giggle* Direct quote from our test shoot of Royal To None. Super-sized 4-shot fanned volleys of strobe-y, crackle-y, pistil-y, colorfully, huge-y FREAKIN’ AMAZING PYROTECHNIC POWER! Yeah, it’s so good I had to make up more words. You really have to see this cake in person! Helpful hint, don’t blink. (20 shot)

SCREAM QUEEN All the drama of a Hollywood blockbuster complete with horror movie screams! Luscious sparkling mines lead to various half bow-tie bursts in red, green, and crackle.  The bursts are paired with several glittering serpents that will have you screaming right along with them as they slither away into the night! The 3-shot over-the-top finale makes this a show you won’t soon forget. (25 shot)

SCREAMING EAGLE Do you like whistle? Like A LOT of that cool kinda hollow zoomy sounding whistle?  If yes, drop several of these in your cart, ‘cause you will LOVE THEM!  If not, avoid this cake at all costs – don’t even make eye contact with it! Every beautiful red/gold/silver burst is accompanied by several screaming tails. (16 shot)

SHOCK THE MONKEY Where do they come up with these names? Seriously? I mean, the cake whistles, so maybe they were trying to invoke thoughts of howler monkeys, which, as we all know, can be heard from up to 3 miles away. But yeah, head scratcher. Anyway, lots of glitter, a whistling tail in each shot, colorful stars, and a crackle burst finale! Oddly named, but oddly good! (16 shot)

SPY MOBILE This semi has a secret! There’s a high tech spy mobile hiding inside waiting to roll out and show you all sorts of spy craft. All in all, this spy team has 8 different effects and they’re all mesmerizing! MN Legal.

SUMMER TIME All the best parts of summer captured in one cake! The magical silence of flashing fireflies. The crisp crackle of bonfires. The golden tendrils of slow sunsets. The bold colorful bursts of fresh flowers. It’s pretty dang great! (16 shot)

THE CHASE Oh, it’s on! Rapid-fire zippers race across the sky, chasing volleys of colorful, crackling comets into the night! If something intense and fast-paced is on your wish list, this is the cake for you! (96 shot)

THE GREATEST SHOW is the firework you’ve been waiting for! Interesting combinations, the brightest colors, glittering golden towers (comets), triple-layer effects, and the oh-so-gorgeous red lace effect – it’s a variety show like no other! (21 shot)

THUNDER EAGLE This flashy package contains the unassuming, but ever impressive peanut shells.  Each shell bursts TWICE in the sky – meaning you get 12 bursts from 6 shells. The effects are colorful and peppered with the usual pyrotechnic sound effects. This package contains 1 mortar tube.

THUNDER MISSILE streaks into the night with golden tails! Just when you think you’ll lose it, it “reports” in with a loud bang and colorful bursts.

TRIPLE BURST Bang! Pow! Blamo! This 6-shell triple burst reloadable features a variety of colorful effects. Each shell bursts THREE times in the sky – meaning, 18 bursts from 6 shells. It also means you’ll have to come up with a new appreciative utterance! You have the classic: 1) Ooo! 2) Ahh! But what do you say after the third burst…”Uhh?” This package contains 1 mortar tube.

TROPHY RACK Secure your braggin’ rights with this blazin’ orange kit!  24 hand-picked, SIX-INCH, 60-gram canister shells ready to blast into the night! It’s so good, Stacy would still be with Wayne if she’d given him this rack. This kit contains 4 mortar tubes.

WOW! is a recipe for pyrotechnic perfection. Start with a dazzling variety of bright glittering effects.  Add a dash of crackle. Op, not that one, try a different one. Okay, you’re not getting it. Just chuck the entire metaphorical barrel of crackle in with some red stars and wait for it…VOILA! A finale you won’t soon forget! MN Legal.

WOW! A geyser of gorgeous golden glitter is followed by red and green stars, which morph in to pockets of golden crackle highlighted by green stars. After that, you’re treated to a volcanic eruption of gold glitter and a big green and gold crackling finale. Wow! MN Legal.